Written Writing Wrote

For the first time ever I am applying to job as a writer. Crazy. I am excited about it, but won't get my hopes up. However, the description sounds perfect for me. Let's see what happens.

WRITERS (non-union, part time)

WRITERS must feel that they have an arsenal of writing craft at hand, including dialogue skills such as double-duty dialogue, economy of words, character development and a snappy sense of humour that doesn’t entirely rely on pop-culture references. Think shows like: “Curb Your enthusiasm”; “Larry Sanders” and “30 Rock”. Writers must also have the ability to fashion non-narrative voice-over – “inner thoughts” that relate in an unobvious way to the on-screen visuals. They must also come up with whole-scenes, and whole-story ideas. Most importantly, they must be able to write for a 30-something, single professional female who is intelligent but has “blonde moments” (or neuroses).

Is that me or what?

Robbed Again, or The Farrelly Brothers are Bastards.

Once again I find that a great script idea is being made by someone else. This happens a lot to me. Of course the main difference is they are making movies, and I only have script ideas.

My some times writing partner Dwain D, Double D, had come up with what I recognized as a great Rom-Com script idea.

Free Pass, A married man and his wife grant each other the opportunity to have an affair with the celebrity of their desire. Things get a little out of control when these fantasy role games become a possible reality.

Lo and behold, I discovered that the new Farrelly Brothers movie, that just started shooting is THIS MOVIE.

Hall Pass: A married man is granted the opportunity to have an affair by his wife. Joined in the fun by his best pal, things get a little out of control when both wives start engaging in extramarital activities as well.

Down to the title even. The only difference is the celebrity part. Which might even be part of it too.

The Farrelly Brothers even cast the movie with actors I would have used; Christina Applegate, Alyssa Milano, and Jenna Fischer, some of my favourite female comic actors.

I was exposed to this concept by an episode of King of Queens. Doug and Carrie pillow talk about who there fantasy person is. They agree if the opportunity ever came up they would get a free pass. Carrie decides on Mel Gibson, and Doug closes with "the girl who does your nails."

At the time I thought it was a very funny joke, but that's all. Then parallel to this, DD pitches the idea of Free Pass, and the idea just clicked, yes this would make a great feature.

And, apparently we were not the only ones to think so.

I hope it turns out good. I know it will.

Funny How the Page Doesn't Fill Itself

Why haven't I been writing? What is the deal? I have been holding out waiting to see if we sold Wheels of Fortune. Then recently I have been waiting to see if any funding came through for the few script outlines I have submitted.

I keep thinking if I buy myself a new laptop I will then be ready to write write and write. Yeah right.

However, that is no excuse not to be writing while I wait. Hopefully I am done wasting time, and now will be more motivated to get some ink to the page.

Times a wasting, so lets get to it.

Never Ending Proccess

Working in the Film and Television industry is a hard field to get a head in. Within that field probably the hardest area to work on is being a writer. Writers must be a self loathing group, why else would you try to make a living at it.

The big script sell that was building up for the last eight months for Wheels of Fortune has fallen through. At times it looked like a sure thing, then it sort of seemed doom. Then there was a glimmer of hope, but finally the producer decided to pass. Which was too bad.

We hit the ground running with that one and it looked like we were going to be very lucky making a sell on our first time out. Too keep my positive energy up, I do tell myself that I am lucky to have even gotten the script on to the desk of a big producer. let alone have discussions with him about it.

Wheels of Fortune isn't dead yet. The local producer who had been working as a go-between for us, still has a few ideas to milk some life out of the script. So we can only hope that something can be done with it.

The next step is to get an agent who can knock on doors and hawk the script for us. Its a strong story and can have a life for the right team.

Mean while I am working with my local producer to secure some development funds for a new script idea, or two even.

Keep moving ahead and never be discouraged.

Motivation

I desperately lack motivation, however I am determined to write massive amounts this year.

The Blank Page

Is it a tell-tale sign that I haven't been writing in my blog about writing? Does that suggest to you that I haven't written any thing to write about, or does it say that I am not writing at all?

Or maybe it shows that I am too busy writing to write anything (in my blog). Wishful thinking.

Either way, it is telling me to keep writing.

Ophelia Muse

When writing I respond best to using a muse. Even if its just a song, or a picture, I can be inspired to create entire scenes around that item. With my characters I like to use amuse as well. I cast the character in my mind and the persona of that actor to help develop the character. It works very well for me.

For my Ophelia story, now set in contemporary times, I have a rough idea of who I wanted her to be, besides what Shakespeare had already written. Ophelia is a teenager, so she is complicated as teenage girls are. Still a child in some ways, but struggling with adult issues in other ways. And of course so much of what affects the self esteem of a teenage girl is boys. Her boy being of course the older and dangerous Hamlet.

Ophelia's life is complex. Her mother is not in the picture. We can assume dead. Her father has questionable morals. Her older brother wants nothing to do with the family and got away as soon as he could. She is in love with the much older troubled playboy son of his father's (now dead) boss.

She is an innocent young girl caught up in a world of deceitful adults. Just like any teenager, she just wants to live her life, and is confused by the world around her. But there are time when she does feel free and is happy. Her life is full of highs and lows.

So I was on the look out for a muse to use on Ophelia. To inspire myself I have created a soundtrack in an iTunes playlist with songs that I feel reflect her best and emotes the tone of certain scenes that I listen to as I write.

Originally I was using Winona Ryder's character from Reality Bites as a template. Winnie has that sweet, confused, strong yet innocent persona that is very appealing. There are elements of that character and that persona which I will keep and use.

However, flipping through youtube I have come across a couple of videos that capture elements of Ophelia very clearly. One youtuber I found is a girl called mememolly.

Mememolly plays Ophelia better than I could have written. She is Ophelia. A beautiful teenage British girl who loves music and being creative. She loves her friends and lives a rich fantasy life.
She makes little videos that are playful or moody or reflective. Ranging the field of emotions that makes some one interesting. Mememolly is a very smart girl. She has created this internet persona that has all the likable qualities about it. She is a youtube superstar in the youtube world with millions of views on her videos. I have never heard of her until now, but her popularity shows how appealing that 'character' can be. What is important to me is that it has all the elements I want for Ophelia. This girl (now a woman because the clips are old) could probably do a better job of writing the character of Ophelia than I could. So I will steal what ever I can.

The other is a clip I found that has a scene I want to recreate for the script. It is just a goofy 'girls having fun' moment that can show Ophelia in a good place of being happy. I am not sure if the clip is real or created. There are undertones that are a sexual, which plays well for Ophelia's coming of age and touches on her relationship with Hamlet. I don't think this second clip will play because you seem to have be logged in and over 18 to play. The content doesn't seem to warrant that restriction, but I don't make the rules.